“A Change is Gonna Come”

As I made my way to their kitchen, I realized this was my first moment with racism and it was going to be burned in my memory forever. I was a deep 6 year old. What can I say?

“Nobody Wants to be Lonely”

I won’t even get started on how the internet has ruined the millennials or how my girlfriends and I will probably die spinsters/old maids due to the lack of suitable men…

“Black or White”

We will not be discussing racial affairs in this post. Stop texting Al Sharpton.